Andrew from SpittoonExtra caught breadlessly with three extremely underage chicks!
The Lavender Cupcaker heads celebrity re-tox backlash – carbs, alcohol and cholesterol!
Indira of Mahanandi reveals conservative politician Puffy P Egg caught in clinch with spicy Indian Paratha!
One Whole Clove tracks down former child star still BELTing out eggstraordinary recipes!
And that’s all folks… Thanks once again for playing along and making this such a very successful "tabloid headlines" edition of EoMEoTE. I had a ball – and it looks as though you all did too! EoMEoTE is back at the end of September – theme to be confirmed……