Eggstra, Eggstra, read all about the EoMEoTE#17 roundup! Yes folks, it’s time for the monthly tabloid shocker that is EoMEoTE – let’s see what muck our intrepid reporters raked up this time…
Page 3 Stunna Sam from
Becks & Posh reveals "I’m a 68C girl – and that’s no yolk!"
Food for Thought eggsposes – rock stars held for questioning. bizarre geriatric egg-laying
SpittoonExtra caught breadlessly with three extremely underage chicks!
Celebrity stalker Stephanie from
Dispensing Happiness defies stict seggurity to smuggle in camera as Ava Gardensalad weds Ciabatta !
Reggulator threatens to step in as Elizabeth from
Blog from our Kitchen is caught in flagrant disreggard for EoMEoTE rules scandal !
French cry fowl as Ilingc from
Feed me I’m hungry! desecrates French toast with "foreign" bread!
Lavender Cupcaker heads celebrity re-tox backlash – carbs, alcohol and cholesterol!
Catching Points snapped recipeless (but with great headlines ) in Cannes! The Laughing Gastronome Emma’s poll reveals English and Scottish eggsploits with freshly laid eggs!
Mahanandi reveals conservative politician Puffy P Egg caught in clinch with spicy Indian Paratha! About Nik reveals shocking details of prison clampdown after ! attempted aspareggus escape One Whole Clove tracks down former child star still BELT ing out eggstraordinary recipes! Chubby Hubby reveals best-kept secret of adorable chubbiness!
MotherLoad uncovers plot to add vegetables to children’s breakfast foods !
And of course, the
Cooksister reveals how jilted Bacon tells French Toast: "Get stuffed!"
And that’s all folks… Thanks once again for playing along and making this such a very successful "tabloid headlines" edition of EoMEoTE. I had a ball – and it looks as though you all did too! EoMEoTE is back at the end of September – theme to be confirmed……
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