Yes folks, it’s time for the monthly tabloid shocker that is EoMEoTE – let’s see what muck our intrepid reporters raked up this time…
Page 3 Stunna Sam from Becks & Posh reveals “I’m a 68C girl – and that’s no yolk!”
Neil from Food for Thought eggsposes bizarre geriatric egg-laying – rock stars held for questioning.
Andrew from SpittoonExtra caught breadlessly with three extremely underage chicks!
Celebrity stalker Stephanie from Dispensing Happiness defies stict seggurity to smuggle in camera as Ava Gardensalad weds Ciabatta!
Reggulator threatens to step in as Elizabeth from Blog from our Kitchen is caught in flagrant disreggard for EoMEoTE rules scandal!
French cry fowl as Ilingc from Feed me I’m hungry! desecrates French toast with “foreign” bread!
The Lavender Cupcaker heads celebrity re-tox backlash – carbs, alcohol and cholesterol!
Lexi from Catching Points snapped recipeless (but with great headlines) in Cannes!
The Laughing Gastronome Emma’s poll reveals English and Scottish eggsploits with freshly laid eggs!
Indira of Mahanandi reveals conservative politician Puffy P Egg caught in clinch with spicy Indian Paratha!
About Nik reveals shocking details of prison clampdown after attempted aspareggus escape!
One Whole Clove tracks down former child star still BELTing out eggstraordinary recipes!
Chubby Hubby reveals best-kept secret of adorable chubbiness!
Amy at MotherLoad uncovers plot to add vegetables to children’s breakfast foods!
And of course, the Cooksister reveals how jilted Bacon tells French Toast: “Get stuffed!”
And that’s all folks… Thanks once again for playing along and making this such a very successful “tabloid headlines” edition of EoMEoTE. I had a ball – and it looks as though you all did too! EoMEoTE is back at the end of September – theme to be confirmed……