April 4, 2012
“You can’t go swimming for at least an hour after lunch, otherwise you’ll get cramp and drown!” “While you are living under my roof, you’ll abide by my rules.” “You’re going out wearing that? You’ll catch your death of cold!” “I didn’t ask you how it got there, I asked you to pick it [...]
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February 5, 2009
I supposed you’ve all seen the comedy news items by now: “London paralysed by a foot of snow!” Or the report that the Government’s high-tech plan to ensure that Prime Minister Gordon Brown and visiting dignitaries did not slip and break their necks on ice outside no. 10 Downing Street consisted of, umm, a man with a [...]
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