Eggstra, Eggstra, read all about the EoMEoTE#17 roundup!

August 14, 2006

Yes folks, it’s time for the monthly tabloid shocker that is EoMEoTE – let’s see what muck our intrepid reporters raked up this time… Page 3 Stunna Sam from Becks & Posh reveals "I’m a 68C girl – and that’s no yolk!" Neil from Food for Thought eggsposes bizarre geriatric egg-laying – rock stars held […]

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Love-rat Toast dumps Bacon for Egg!

August 7, 2006

The Eggy Enquirer has once again fallen "fowl" of the law by running the article pictured on the left.  A spokesman for Toast yesterday delivered a prepared statement from Toast himself, indicating that legal action against the newspaper was pending.  According to Toast, the alleged "revelations" by former PA Maple Syrup are "absolute poppycock" and […]

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EoMEoTE#17 The End is Nigh: Shocking pictures, page 2!

July 27, 2006

Yes, indeed, the end is nigh – the end of the month, that is.  And we all know what that means… it’s time for the End of Month Egg on Toast Extravaganza.  Yes folks, it’s the time of month when salaries are due, fridges run low and inspiration runs high.  Just how many ways are […]

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EoMEoTE#16 roundup – seek the Eggy Grail

June 28, 2006

Well, another month is well and truly over and I’ve stretched the concept of an EoMEoTE "deadline" as far as it can go without breaking, so I guess it’s time to round up the shady members of the Priory of Poulet and see what the Da Cluki Code really means.  The challenge this month was […]

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EoMEoTE#16 – Midnight in the Loeufre Museum

June 13, 2006

It would have been pitch dark in the Loeufre Museum, but for the moonlight streaming in through the skylights.  It would also have been totally silent, but for the crunching noises coming from one particularly dark corner of the gallery.  “Oh for Heaven’s sake, Robert, what are you doing?” hissed Sophie.  “I’m, erm, making a […]

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EoMEoTE #16 – The Da Clucki Code

May 30, 2006

Can you read that?  No?  Well, just hold your computer up to a mirror and it will all become clear ;-).  Aaaaaah, that’s better.  Easy peasy.  The mystery is revealed – it’s that time again, time for the all-singing clucking, all-dancing bi-monthly ovo-literary event that is the End of Month Egg on Toast Extravaganza!  Those […]

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EoMEoTE #15 – the hard-boiled edition

April 9, 2006

THE STORY SO FAR: Southern belle and one-time stripper Coco Meringue has come to the Cracked Shell detective agency to ask hard-bitten PI Troy Yolk to track down her missing husband, shady businessman Larry "Lemon" Meringue. Now read on… Troy read the note again. It was from the notorious Al Bumen and his gang of […]

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